DET @ GB -5: Aaron Rodgers is on a mission. Pick: Green Bay
HOU @ IND -3: Ultimate “woof” matchup. Texans looking for the #1 pick, so they will intentionally lose. Pick: Colts
MIN @ CHI +7: Vikings are firmly in the playoffs, but the Bears are in the hunt for the #1 pick. Bears also try to lose, so give me the Vikings (who will get destroyed in their first playoff game). Pick: Vikings
BAL @ CIN -9: Joe Burrow is a stud. Pick: Bengals
NYJ @ MIA -3.5: No Tua. And the Patriots (who are going to lose to the Bills) need the Dolphins to lose in order to make the playoffs, so I’m going to project here and pick the Jets. Pick: Jets
CAR @ NO – 3.5: Andy Dalton lives another life here and wins. Pick: Saints
NE @ BUF -8: Ha. Pick: Bills
TB @ ATL -4: Tommy is getting in shape for the playoffs in a big way. Pick: Buccaneers
CLE @ PIT -2.5: Watson does enough to not only cover but win. Pick: Browns
LAR @ SEA -5.5: Rams are a mess, and Geno and the Seahawks need this to stay alive. They cover easily. Pick: Seahawks
LAC @ DEN -3.5: Fuck Russell Wilson. Pick: Chargers
NYG @ PHI -16: We don’t like big spreads. Especially in week 18. Giants cover based on the spread. Pick: Giants
ARI @ SF -14: The 49ers are a waggon, but 14 is a lot. Give me the Rams in McVey’s last game with them to cover (not win). Pick: Rams
DAL @ WSH -7: I hate that I love Dallas. Pick: Cowboys
